Dog proverbs for the day
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."- Robert A. Heinlein
"In dog years I'm dead."- Unknown
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."- August Strindberg
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."- Penny Ward Moser
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."- Groucho Marx.
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."- Robert Benchley