Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Dog proverbs for the day

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."- Robert A. Heinlein

"In dog years I'm dead."- Unknown

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."- August Strindberg

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."- Penny Ward Moser

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."- Groucho Marx.

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."- Robert Benchley

1 comment:

  1. Don't know id you've haerd this one B4...

    How to clean the toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the
    bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    The Dog