This is a silly but fun blog thing.
Directions: Type "(your name) needs" (with the quotes) into a Google search; cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt Google shows you, don't click the link and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with "(your name) needs."
Here's what I came up with:
Julie needs early start
Julie needs a Kidney transplant (I sure hope not--having enough trouble with root canals!)
Julie needs to work on her parenting (ouch!)
Julie needs a team of committed people to pray for her and her ministry (hmmm...no comment)
Julie needs 15 attendees in an area to schedule a workshop
Julie needs to wrap a gift for her mother (probably true since my gifts are usually late...)
Julie needs some real hands-on comforting as the anniversary of that first
killing spree is drawing near (yikes!)
Julie needs one fencepost for every 2 feet (for my new field)
Julie needs 25 to 35 grams of fiber daily (another no comment--root canals and all)
Julie needs to learn and teach others how to avoid fad diets (yeah, so cut it out)
Julie needs to bite the bullet
Thanks to Pr. Scot Kinnaman for this silliness.